Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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