Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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