fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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