just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
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Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
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