you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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