she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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