wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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