Can i not drive my cunt home
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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