Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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