Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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