you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
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we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
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I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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