Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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