So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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