i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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