i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
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A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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