If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
Randomize
