im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
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We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
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Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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