Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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