By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
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Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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