I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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