the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
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Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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