i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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