My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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