I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
this boner is exhausting
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
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I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
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Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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