p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Randomize