dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
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i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
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Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
sex in a hospital.. check
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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