so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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