no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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