Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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