im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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