Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Randomize
