maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Randomize
