So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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