i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Do vagina's smell?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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