Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
he's gonorrhea incarnate
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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