I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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