he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I don't think brook has ever known best
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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