Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
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