Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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