I feel great
I just peed on a car
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
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i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
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Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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