I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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