no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
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smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
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I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Randomize