so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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