I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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