Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
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strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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