Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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