She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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