He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
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you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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