There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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