he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
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A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
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we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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