the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
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idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
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Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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