it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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