I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
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noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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