My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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