come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
farters have to be the big spoon...
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
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my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
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...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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