We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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